Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: Since it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer: I see it. There it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Yorkshire Terrier: I'm overqualified. Have the boxer do it!
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? Sorry, I don't see any light bulb.
Hound dog: ZZZ...zzz...zzz...
Schnauzer: Bark bark. Hey mom, the light bulb is out. Bark bark bark bark. MOM! I said the light bulb is out! Bark bark bark bark. MOM!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR?! I MEAN, HELLO?!?!
Shih Tzu: Who me, change a light bulb? We are royal descendants, and we have staff to do that for us.
(From Dr. Jon's Dog Crazy Newsletter, PetPlace.com) 
